2 things. Your jokes, and mine:

If u have any possible joke that u want people 2 know about, give it 2 me, and I might just put it on this page if I like it! There r only 3 rules:

1.NO vulgar or inapropriate jokes AT ALL.

2. It can be an original joke or just any random joke u heard.

3. For every joke u submit, tell 1 friend about my site! Thnx!!

Your Jokes:
FINALLY!! Some people actually gave me some jokes!! Thnx!

 Why did the bugs like to play with the mushroom?
Because they thought he was a fungi!!! -Kelvin

A man went into a restaurant and ordered a steak with a baked potato. About halfway through dinner,he called the waitress over and said "Ma'am, this potato is bad."

She nodded, picked up the potato, and smacked it. 
Then she put it back on his plate and said, "Sir, if that potato causes you any more trouble, you just let me know." -Megan

Daughter 1: Daddy, Why'd you name me rose?
Dad:   Because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head.
Daughter 2:   Daddy, Why'd you name me Daisy?
Dad:   When you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head.
Daughter 3: 
 (in a gruff voice) Dah-DEE, why you name me Cinderblock?!?!?!?

TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    Because George still had the axe in his hand. 

TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher  

Why did the melon jump into a pool?   It wuz a WATERmelon!!!

There were two muffins baking in the oven.   One muffin said "Fewwww it is burning in here." and the other muffin said "Aaaa!!! a talking muffin!"  -Di

Why did the king's best fighter go into the sun?  he was a knight light!!! -AshBffl

My Jokes:

You didn't think that I wuz just gonna leave this page JOKELESS, did u?If u did, here r some great jokes I found.  Short 1s, Long 1s, semi-longish 1s, any possible joke I could find, here it is:

Christmas Jokes:

What do monkeys sing at Christmas Time?  Jungle Bells!

What happens when u cross an apple with a Christmas Tree?  U get a Pineapple!

Why does Scrooge love Reindeer?Because every Buck is dear 2 him!

Why did Santa's helper see a doctor?Because he had low elf-esteem!

Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? Elfis!

What do elves drive around in?a mini-van!

What does Santa suffer from when  he's stuck in a chimeny?  CLAUStraphobia

Elephant Jokes

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? he tripped!!!

Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?  He was glued to the first elephant!!

Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?  He  thought the other 2 were playing a game!!

Why did the tree fall down?  It wanted 2 be an Elephant!!!

why R elephants so wrinkly?  They're too big 2 fit on the ironing board!!!

How do u know if an elephant is sitting infront of u at the movies?  U can't see the screen!!

What do u get when u cross an elephant with a kangaroo?Big holes all over Australia!!!

what should u do when u meet an elephant with an upset stomach?  RUN!!

what do u call an elephant in a phone booth?  Stuck

Funny Book Titles

Planning a Surprise Party By: Al B.Darn

Are u a Liar? By I.M. Knott

World Travel By: Jett L'agg

Crazy Stuff 2 Do  By: Ima Loony

Fibbing Succesfully  By: Liza Lott

The Art of Gum  By: Wadsworth Saving

101 Super Spicy meals By: Tung Payne

"Chickens Crossing!!" Jokes

(It's a Classic)Why did the Chicken cross the road?To get to the other side!!

Why did the chicken bounce across the road?  It was a rubber chicken!!!

Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? 
She wanted to stretch her legs!!

Why did the turkey cross the road?  The chicken was on strike!!!

Why did Colonel Sanders cross the road?  He heard there was a chicken on the other side!!!

What do u call it when a chicken stumbles as it crosses the street?  A road trip!!  

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